Her Stream of Consciousness

The girls are obsessed with making lists of things they want to do when we go to Disneyland. We don’t have anything concrete planned, but a road trip involving The Happiest Place on Earth is imminent.

So the other day I overheard Gwen making her “list” while at the same time reciting what she was writing. I asked her to come into the office and tell me what she was writing, and this is what I got.

“I got my Disneyland jar all fulled up and the bug that’s outside the window. Lets take a walk with Inez and me and mommy and daddy. And there’s a bug flying everywhere in the window and it’s right here where I’m pointing. And we help each other everyday and help each other in the night and no bad guys in the night without getting in without of the night. We don’t have a Disneyland fort made out of tent and we love Jesus Christ. We love Heavenly Father we love Disneyland everyday and Nezzie loves Legoland too without getting afraid. Without getting in trouble in the night. With no food in the night when we get up. We love drinks and Icees. We love Heavenly Father so much. And somebody loves us. Tori loves us, Heavenly Father loves us so much. And Daddy has a new iPad, that’s a new iPad today. I love Brandon. We love Tori so much. We love saying prayers and we love saying amen. I have a new baby and it has a bow on it today. We have a new visitor, called Tori (and Aunt Liz and Uncle Joe and Charles and Joey). We love them today. I get to go to Disneyland everyday. And we love saying prayers together. We love getting smiles on our hands. We won’t get ants on today. And we love getting so help in the river without falling in. I love to go potty and not stinky diapers in my panties today. My Disneyland jar is full and we love to get new computers like Daddy. And we have cute little babies just for me in the crib. And I love Daddy so much. And we cannot be rowdy and just reverent today. And I love everybody.”

Dave and I were laughing so hard when I read it to him. I suppose if you know Gwen and have heard her voice inflection, you’ll appreciate it a little more. Regardless, it’s good for a laugh.

  1. Denice

    that is quite a long list. ihope you can accomplish everything on the list while you are in california!

  2. Grandma and Grandpa

    Hilarious…and we can just hear her intonation and inflection and pronunciation in it.

  3. Tracy

    Oh, she is just full of love!! I LOVE her!!! (would LOVE to meet those girls of yours!!)

  4. Liz

    Glad that we made it on her list. Sounds like she has her Disneyland jar filled. Time for you to pay up.


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